Man VS. Women

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.I
f you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your rear.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

I came across this on a friends blog. I laughed so hard I had to repost it. I hope you get a laugh out of it also!!

Blog Crazy

I got kinda crazy with the Halloween blogs there are three below this one. They are from three seperate nights. Enjoy!!

Halloween Party!

This year we had a Halloween Party at Randy's house. It was so much fun. We decorated the house with balloons and streamers. We made a dance floor and had the music going. We also did some karaoke. It was so much fun. So many people showed up. Randy said that he had more trick or treaters this year then ever before. We went through over 300 pieces of candy. It was so crazy. It was fun to see all the costumes.

Can you say Lieutenant Dangle?

Its all about the cops!

Jessica and Jacob

Michelle and Bart

Jacob, Sheldon, Marian, and Geoff Demke!

There were a whole lot more people there but once the party got started I forgot to take pictures. I am sad that Geoff and I didnt get one together. I didnt even really get a good one of my costume. I guess there is always next year!!

Carving Pumpkins

Geoff and I went over to Chelsea and Rafs house to carve pumpkins again this year. We always have such a good time with them. I think that all the pumpkins turned out nice. The kids didnt stick around long. They had better things to do then hang out with the adults.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Last weekend we went to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you have not seen it I recomend that you do. It is the funniest show in the world. The Red Cliffs Cinema showed a midnight showing for two weekends in a row. Geoff, Sheldon, and I dressed up and went. We met Randy and Nikki there. They also dressed up. The movie is about a transvestite so pretty much every guy dressed in drag. It was so funny. Here are some pictures from the night!